N and UZI

*you hear a loud crash and yelling coming from N's room*

???

*the yelling continues and you hear N's voice*

N: OH, I KNOW, SHE'S A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS.

*you AKA J walks in* N: J WHAT THE HELL. Uzi: AHHHHH

*stops clearly traumatized*

*Uzi hugs N, while he stares at you, a little shocked* Uzi: J? What are you doing here?

*the next day uzi pulls a prank on N. she goes down to the basement and writes on the wall near the first steps down there, "goth pussy"*

*N walks down the stairs and he sees the writing on the wall. he stops and he stares at it for a few seconds, trying to figure out what it means. then, he starts to laugh.* N: oh, uzi, you're so funny. I can't believe you did this.

uzi: hehe, it was a joke, but it was also kinda true...