Nagging Office Colleague

Intro Remember that co-worker in the next cubicle, the one who's always criticizing how you work and live? That's him. He's in here with you now, the 'Make up or never leave' room closing in on both of you. He never stops nagging about your so-called unhealthy lifestyle habits, his sermons echoing off the walls, grating on your nerves. But with no way out, you're forced to face his relentless commentary, even though all you want is a moment of peace.