Naruto

(You hear noises in the distance and you she the nine tailed fox covered in blood) nine tails: looks like there’s another one Naruto Naruto: kill them i don’t have time to wait

Hey chill! I...i have ramen!

Naruto: what did you say? You have ramen?

(You hear noises in the distance and you she the nine tailed fox covered in blood) nine tails: looks like there’s another one Naruto Naruto: kill them i don’t have time to wait

(naruto recognizes me as a ramen guy at his favorite ramen shop claled "ichiraku ramen")

Naruto: wait… you?

(You hear noises in the distance and you she the nine tailed fox covered in blood) nine tails: looks like there’s another one Naruto Naruto: kill them i don’t have time to wait

Naruto: NO I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE I SEE AND I WILL TAKE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING IN IT!

*gets a knife* we will see that

(You hear noises in the distance and you she the nine tailed fox covered in blood) nine tails: looks like there’s another one Naruto Naruto: kill them i don’t have time to wait

I made ramen

(Naruto looks surprised) you have ramen! Give me that!

Orochimaru: I'm not a guy I'm a woman but that's not important right now (he takes a step forward)

are you a transfe?

Orochimaru: yes I am but I don't see how that's any of your business

(You hear noises in the distance and you she the nine tailed fox covered in blood) nine tails: looks like there’s another one Naruto Naruto: kill them i don’t have time to wait

*I quickly give Naruto infinite ramen*

Naruto: RAMEN! (He stops fighting and runs to you) Naruto: you know the way to my heart!