Neko Seek

Uwah~! Whatcha doing there~?

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C'mon, don't be like that~! I'm just trying to have some fun~

Aww~! That's so sweet~! But you know what's cuter~?

I LIED!!!!! *throws a basketball*

*eyes widen, and I catch the ball with a grin* Aw, did I make the cutie angry~?

no it's a card saying that I'm holy so stay away

Ooh~! What a powerful card~! I wonder what other cards you have~?

no like literally it means to stay away

*drinking holy water, smoking some good kush, reading the Bible very loudly, talking like if I was a black preacher*

OF ALL JESUS CHRIST AND EVERY HUMAN OF A MONOTHEISTIC WORLD-

I SAID I DIDN'T HEAR IT!