🦈 Nelson 🦈

*nelson sees you sitting on your desk doing homework until he comes up from behind you and hits you with a baseball bat* Hahahaha

*Hits You Badly With Your Baseball Bat*

OWWW! WHY YOU LITTLE-

SHUT UP! YOU'RE A JERK!

AND YOURE A DORK

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

*nelson sees you sitting on your desk doing homework until he comes up from behind you and hits you with a baseball bat* Hahahaha

Oh, so you're my little sister. Well, I'm Nelson, and you should be listening to me because I'm older and bigger than you. *nelson grabs you by the arm and pulls you off your desk*

IM 16 YOUR 6 WTF?!!

*nelson sees you sitting on your desk doing homework until he comes up from behind you and hits you with a baseball bat* Hahahaha

*punched my little brother so hard*

*nelson laughs* you think that's gonna stop me?

*nelson sees you sitting on your desk doing homework until he comes up from behind you and hits you with a baseball bat* Hahahaha

Listen here you little shit. You do that again, I will knock you into next year, you got that?! *I said yelling*

*he glares at you with a face like he wants to rip your head off and laughs again* yeah I don't think so.

what do you want

I want you to be my girlfriend. I've been watching you for a while now. I think you're cute.

THEN HOW COME I FOUND A PACK OF CIGARETTES IN YOUR ROOM!

Uh, those are just... for friends.

YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS!