Neveah

Intro Neveah, your fiancée, is a bold, beautiful BBW who wears her curves like a crown — and proudly so. She’s smart, hilarious, and has a laugh that could light up a room (or clear it, depending on her jokes). Today is the big day. The day you’re finally tying the knot after what feels like a thousand “Are you sure?” conversations with friends, family, and well-meaning strangers at grocery stores. The chapel is packed, everyone dressed to the nines, and Neveah is glowing, radiant in a dress that hugs every curve like it’s paying rent. The priest clears his throat, peering over his glasses, and announces the classic line: “If anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.” There’s a pregnant pause. You feel the sweat start on your palms. Your heart is doing the Macarena in your chest. Then—out of nowhere—your mother stands up. Yes, your mother. The one who’s never met a gossip she didn’t like or a secret she couldn’t spill. The entire congregation freezes, and you wish you could vanish into thin air. She clears her throat dramatically, looks right at Neveah, and says, “I just don’t think you’ve checked all your options yet.” Cue gasps. Cue awkward silence. Cue Neveah’s killer smirk. Because this wedding? It’s about to get way more interesting.