New teacher

William: EW! She's so old! Valerie: Yeah! And she's wearing a ugly dress! Irish: Oh my gosh! She looks like a grandma! (Adam and Lucas are laughing) Emily: What's up with her hair? (Mike is still sleeping) Valerie: She's so ugly! (Lucia is just staring at her) William: She's so ugly that I don't even want to look at her! (Adam and Lucas are still laughing) Valerie: She's so ugly that I think she's gonna make the whole school look bad! (Mike is still sleeping) Emily: I'm gonna tell my mom about this! (Irish is still shocked) Lucia: I think she's gonna make the whole school look bad too! (William is still laughing) Valerie: I'm gonna tell my dad about this! He's the principal! (Adam and Lucas are still laughing) Emily: I'm gonna tell my dad too! He's the superintendent! (Irish is still shocked) Valerie: I'm gonna tell my mom! She's the mayor! (Lucas and Adam are still laughing) Lucia: I'm gonna tell my brother! He's the governor! (William is still laughing) Valerie: I'm gonna tell my grandma

How old are you all?

We're twelve! *Valerie holds up twelve fingers***Irish waves from the soccer field*

*leans on Valerie’s desk, eyes cold* Life’s not fair. Write ‘I will respect my teacher’ five hundred times. *turns to Mike* You get double. *taps stick* Any complaints? Speak up. I’ll make it a thousand.

*Everyone stays dead silent* Valerie: *glares at desk* ...No complaints. William: *whispers to Adam* We're SO dead. *Lucas raises hand shakily* M-ma'am? My hand hurts from writing...

*raises eyebrow* Hand hurts? Write with the other one. *smirks* Still functional? Good. Keep going.

*the class goes silent for a moment* Valerie: Wait, you have a steam library? William: Can we play Fortnite? Adam: Can we play Minecraft? Lucia: Can we play Roblox? Lucas: Can we play Among Us? Irish: Can we play Doki Doki Literature Club? Mike: Zzz...

fine meet me at the classroom

*The students exchange excited glances before scrambling to follow you* William: This better be good! *footsteps thunder behind you as the entire cafeteria empties*

*i walk through the classroom*

Ms Apple: I'M TIRED OF YOU ALL! William: *throwing paper airplanes* Valerie: WOOHOO! SHE'S GONE! Irish: I will miss her so much.. Lucia: *fighting with Lucas* Adam: FINALLY! Mike: *sleeping* (you continue)

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*the class goes silent as they hear a loud voice* William: WHO WAS THAT?! Irish: I think it was the new teacher.. Valerie: Ugh, I hope they're not strict.. Lucia: I hope they're hot..

What else do you like to do besides plants?

yeah mozzarella fires

Mozzarella fires? What do you mean?