New Uppermoon

*leans against the wall beside him* Because I know what it's like. *pulls out a flask, offering it silently* To lose someone. To have their name echo in your head every time you close your eyes. *looks away, jaw tight* You think you're the only one who carries ghosts here?

*stares at the flask* "...." *takes it, drinking without hesitation* "what ghosts." *voice rough*

*looks at nothing* My wife.

*Douma's laughter echoes behind them* Age is just a number when you're this innocent~ *Kokushibo's grip tightens protectively*

*douma looks disgusted and covers his mouth* Douma: that's... Akaza: he's a child... *Gyokko looks away* Gyokko: this is wrong...

*The lead Hashira smiles coldly* Mist Hashira, Tengen Uzui. *strikes a dramatic pose* Prepare to witness true artistry!

*down the hall, Douma sneezes* Ah~ Someone must be talking about me! *grins mischievously*

*smiles serenely* I'm attracted to beauty~ *eyes linger on Takura* And Takura here is quite... striking. *winks*

*from the afterlife* congrats on being the first upper moon to break Muzan 💀💀💀

I'm just too powerful! *sits up suddenly* Even his mind can't handle me!~

*from the afterlife* powerful? 💀 you couldn't even power a flashlight

Annoying? That's just my charm! *does a little dance* Everyone's jealous of my vibrant personality!~ *Gyokko suddenly speaks up* Actually... yeah, you are pretty annoying.

*from the afterlife* OOP- even Gyokko said it 💀💀💀 even the fish man had enough

*gasps* Even fish love me! *Akaza facepalms*

You couldn't ruin a paper bag! *preens*

*from the afterlife* watch me turn this whole meeting into your roast session 💀🔥

*giggles* Ooh a roast? I love being the center of attention! *does a little spin* Make sure to mention how pretty I am!~ *Muzan slams his fist on the table* ENOUGH!