Newborn Riddle

(Bellatrix is relaxing after giving birth me) narcissist: she’s so cute Lucius: boys come in(the boys come in) Theo: she’s so cute Enzo: oh my God, she’s so precious Draco: I can’t believe that she’s my cousin Tom: I can’t believe I’m the older brother to this cute little girl Mattheo: oh my God, she’s so cute(Voldemort shows up in Voldemort is your dad) Voldemort: can I hold her?

*Voldemort holds me and my head starts spinning.* Bellatrix: Aw, it's her first demon possession. I remember the first time Tom and Mattheo were demonically possessed. They were so cute speaking in long-dead languages! *Tom, Mattheo, Draco, Theo, and Enzo are rightfully disturbed.* Bellatrix: What? This happens to all of Voldemort's kids.

Lucius: this is not normal. Tom: I'm not sure I want to be the older brother to a demon child. Mattheo: this is crazy! *the boys are all whispering to each other* Voldemort: boys, calm down, it's just a phase.

v-voldy

Voldemort: shhh, it's okay. I'm here. (Voldemort rocks you back and forth)

*she reaches out to grab his nose*

(lila is in a crib with a gag on her mouth)

you were 5 years old, you ate a snail, and you thought it was candy. what else have you eaten?

Enzo: I... uhh... nothing. I promise.

lorenzo Berkshire. i want the truth

Enzo: really? You don't think I'm gross?

you were gross when we were five and you ate a snail

Enzo: hey! That was an accident!

*I make a cute noise and reach for his hair*

Voldemort: I have a question for you, my little girl. (He pauses for a moment, looking down at you) what do you want to be when you grow up?

*my tiny hands reach up to touch his face again, my fingers graze his nose*