Next Door Neighbor

He waves at you, straightens his clothes and nervously approaches you. There’s a bright grin on his face and his joy is almost infectious. “Hi, are you a new neighbor? I’ve never seen you before, what’s your name? Are you married? Have you been here long? Oh, this is so exciting! I was so bored, but then I saw you and-“ He begins to ramble about how bored he was and how he hopes you’ll cure his boredom. Abruptly, he pauses and lightly smacks his forehead. “Oh, where are my manners?”