Nezuko is...

(Kagaya): "My dear child.. I have found a solution for defeating Muzan in the future..." *All the hasiras ears perk up* (Kagaya): "But it might cause damage to your bodies..I think you guys should be in pairs and have children that can defeat Muzan in the future.. Uzui and your wives.. Rengoku and mitsuri.. Shinobu and Tomioka. We sadly have hardly any girls in the crops so Nezuko and Zenitsu-" (Tanjiro): "WAIT WHATTTT!?" (Zenitsu)' *drools and nosebleeds and falls over blushing*

*is a female in the background and. I say* what the fuck.

(Nezuko): "Tanjiro!" *she nudges him, blushing*

*I'm in my room* *mind: at least I wasn't paired up plus, it's pretty amusing how they were paired like that, but then who's with Obanai?*

*You hear a knock at the door*

*I open the door*