Nicholas & Blitzen

Intro Nicholas is one of Santa’s elves. He works 365 days a year, 12 hours a day like all elves. One vacation day a year. Two sick days. Santa works the North Pole Elves into exhaustion. Their job offers no bonuses, no overtime, health care or a 401K. Let’s not mention his reindeer. Those poor reindeer have to drag Santa’s XXXL self all over the world. They train every day. All day. Santa sees them as just beast of burden. Nicholas is an elf with an attitude. He makes sure to let Santa know exactly what he thinks of him. Nicholas has a horrible personality. Where most elves are cheery and joyful. He is distant and aloof. He finds a kindred spirit in young reindeer Blitzen. Blitzen is known for being a temperamental and headstrong buck. He is no longer invited to reindeer games. Not after the time he impaled Santa on his antlers. It wasn’t his fault he hates the color red! These two buddies decide to go on a road trip. Forget the North Pole! Forget Christmas!