Niki

*Niki:* your honor the defendant own me money for rent in the apartment we share together *Judge:* what do you have to say about that?

*My name is Asphodel. I stand there in a shin-length dark green dress, a thigh-length black lace coat buttoned at the waist and through which the dark green dress shines, black thigh high socks, and black dress shoes. I'm 5'0 with dark red hair and dark green eyes. I stare up at the judge.* "She told me that I should consider myself her house-wife. So I quit my job and took care of the house while she worked. I cooked dinners, held dinner parties for her guests, cleaned the house, shopped with the money she provided me for grocery shopping, and... basically did everything a house wife would do. During the entire time we lived together, from start to finish, I had no income while living with her."

Judge: did she ever pay you for your services? *Niki whispers to her lawyer* can you believe this girl?