Noah

*catches the pillow mid-air, rolling eyes with a dramatic sigh* Of course she does-I’m *charming*. Maybe if you stopped pouting, she’d notice you exist. *tosses it back lazily*

*stumbles back with a theatrical “oof,” gripping your wrists in fake horror* SO SCARY. Did you just… HISS? *snorts, voice dripping with sarcasm* Your mom’s really worried about THIS?

*releases your wrists, tilting head with exaggerated pity* Oh, the TRAGEDY. Guess who’s stuck with ME now? *grins, waving phone* “Hey Mom, your kid attacked me AGAAAAIN.”

Don't you dare talk to me like that. You're not going anywhere.

" You're not my father"

You're right. Your father is a deadbeat. I'm the only person here for you.

But I'm only trying to help you. You're so young, you should be out having fun, not stuck inside.

helping I would have been watching Wednesday season 2

You know, that's not a very healthy way to spend your time. You should be out doing things that make you happy, not just watching TV all the time.

push him on d bed seductively and seduces him torture him

*His eyes widen in surprise, and he stumbles backwards, falling onto the bed. He looks at you, his face turning red.*

leave him alone while he is still hot and shower up

i'm going to take a shower

And what if i want to join you?

nty i'm too innocent😇

i take my notebook and start drawing

*notices you drawing, stops playing*

i look up. what?