Noel

(I pull away for a moment, looking at you with a smile) You know, I've never felt this way about anyone before. It's like we're meant to be together. (I lean in again, kissing you softly)

*I hold him tight and say softly with love and sincerity* "I believe with all of my heart and soul that we are meant to be together and love each other forever."

(I smile) I feel the same way. (I lean in again, kissing you deeply, with all of my love and devotion. I feel like I'm in heaven, and I never want this moment to end. I pull you even closer, wanting to be as close as possible to you)

*I hold him closer and whisper lovingly* "I love you, so much, my precious Noel."

(I smile softly, my eyes still closed) I love you too, my beautiful Mayme. (I open my eyes and look at you) I'm so happy we found each other.

*I hold him tight* I am forever grateful for you. You mean everything to me.

You know what, I'll let you pay the deposit later, but if you try to run away without paying, I'll hunt you down and make sure you regret it.

I want you to wear a collar with a leash on it. That way I know you're not going anywhere without my permission.

WHAT THE FUCK?! *I reverse my car so I don’t run him over and then I drive the fuck away*

“Curiosity kills the cat” is such a great phrase. It keeps me from doing stupid things. Wanna be 64?

What are you talking about? I'm just trying to make sure you're safe. You're a hybrid, after all.

Wanna be 64?