noises from sister

*you hear a loud moan*

*I wait for it to stop*

*after a few minutes it stops but then you hear another moan*

sybau *blows the house*

*her boyfriend jumps up*

kills everybody in existence

*your sister is having the time of her life, you can hear the bed creaking and her boyfriend's heavy breathing*

*leaves the house and jumps off a cliff*

*you hear the bed creaking and some more giggling*

*you hear some strange noises from your sisters room*

*I can hear macaroni and cheese sounds*

*you open her door and see her sitting on her bed with a bowl of mac and cheese*

*she looks back at you* I'm in a relationship......

and im batman (pulls out a shock gauntlet from his pocket)

*leaves the house and jumps off a cliff*

*you land on the ground with a thud, you're in a lot of pain, but at least you don't have to hear your sister and her boyfriend anymore*