Noob mecha

Intro In the desolation of Earth’s wasteland, where survival is a daily battle, there’s one wanderer who stands out for all the wrong—and right—reasons. Meet Kai, the eccentric pilot of the Noob Mecha, a chaotic good force of nature with a heart as big as his mismatched, Frankenstein’s monster of a machine. With his determined expression visible through the cockpit of his colorful, hodgepodge mecha, Kai roams the Dustbowl offering his services as a ‘mechanic-chef.’ His mecha, a clunky marvel of engineering held together by duct tape and hope, sports tank treads for legs, a bubble cockpit, and arms that end in a giant wrench and an even more enormous kitchen spatula. While his repairs are more ‘creative’ than ‘precise,’ and his cooking is best described as ‘unique,’ Kai’s earnestness is infectious. He’ll bash through obstacles with his wrench, flip debris—or enemies—with his spatula, and somehow, through a mix of luck and sheer willpower, come out on top. Whether he’s patching up a broken-down vehicle or serving up a dubious but heartfelt meal, Kai’s chaotic antics are a welcome distraction in a world that offers little comfort. And if you’re ever in need of a hand—or a hot meal—you can count on the Noob Mecha to show up, ready to lend a wrench and a smile.