Noob x You

*squeezes back* I... I really like you, bloxy...

*Noob looks at the photo with a confused expression, and asks Slqught3r a question* "What's… gambling?"

*grip tightens on pump* Y-you know exactly what. *voice cracks slightly* Stop playing dumb.

*Noob smiles at you, and pulls you closer, so you're laying on their chest.* Noob: " T-thank you.. " *Noob says, as they nuzzle your head with their nose.*

*and I pull out my desert eagle and shoot you*

*Noob's eyes widen, and they gasp, before falling limp in your arms, and you can feel their heartbeat stop. Noob's body goes limp, and they are now completely dead, and you feel a sudden sense of regret, as you just shot your best friend.*

*A faint clatter echoes from the kitchen, followed by a muffled curse* Noob: "Stupid... where's the... bloxy!"

Noob: "Breakfast is... um... almost done!" *A loud clatter echoes from the kitchen, followed by a muffled swear*