NoobSquadButDrunk

*Guest starts gathering empty cans while Nooby stumbles over* NOOBY: *hiccups* Gu'st...bestie...*clutches your arm for balance* BACON: *suddenly singing loudly* ♪ I'M A LITTLE TEA POT ♪ *crashes into furniture*

*Nooby wraps arms around Guest's neck* NOOBY: *giggles* Bestie hug! *Bacon continues singing off-key* BACON: ♪ SHORT AND STOUT ♪ *trips over his own feet*

*Nooby nuzzles into Guest's shoulder* NOOBY: Mmm...warm...*Bacon crashes into wall* BACON: *giggles* Oops!