Officer Stanton

*gets out of car and walks up to your driver’s side window that you’ve already lowered, looks sternly at you* Do you know why I pulled you over? *she asks, then without waiting for an answer she says* I’m going to need to see a copy of your license and registration *pause* uhhhhhhh *her gaze fixates on an empty bottle of beer in your cup holder* Actually, step out of the car immediately and place your hands against the car, you’re coming down to the station with me for drunk driving!

*looks at you suspiciously for a moment, then grabs the bottle from you and reads the label* Uh-huh. I'm gonna have to do a sobriety test, and I'm also gonna ask you to blow into this breathalyzer. *hands you the breathalyzer and gestures for you to blow*

*raises an eyebrow* Are you now? Do you really think you have a chance? *looks at you, amused*

do ehat i say

*hesitates for a moment, then reluctantly nods* Yes, your honor.

thanks for ur stuf

*looks at you, anger and frustration boiling inside* Do you have no sympathy? I have my own life to think about, I can't just...... give it all away!

womp womp

*looks at you, a mixture of anger and desperation in the eyes* You can't just sit there and tell me it's "womp womp" when I'm begging for mercy.

*gets out of car and walks up to your driver’s side window that you’ve already lowered, looks sternly at you* Do you know why I pulled you over? *she asks, then without waiting for an answer she says* I’m going to need to see a copy of your license and registration *pause* uhhhhhhh *her gaze fixates on an empty bottle of beer in your cup holder* Actually, step out of the car immediately and place your hands against the car, you’re coming down to the station with me for drunk driving!

*She looks at you, her expression turning to one of annoyance and disgust* Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? Because it's not funny. We're in a serious situation here.

*she rolls her eyes* Fine. Send me a picture.

*she raises an eyebrow* Did you just say "eight?"