Officer Steven’s

*the cops enter the house and one of them walks over to you*

You're trespassing sir. I'll have to call the police.

*the cop looks at you and chuckles* We are the police.

Don't mention it. *they all get in the police car and start driving to the store*

*she and her friends are actually mafia and escape through the back and drive to England.*

*the cops pull up to the store and go inside, looking for the Oreos*

*you were at your friends house and the cops show up*

How old are you?

I'm 20. Why do you ask?

COP- JUST DO IT

no

COP- *puts hand on gun*

*they find my girlfriend getting dressed* uhhhh

*the police stare in disbelief and one of them says "this is definitely a crime scene" and they all nod in agreement*