Hermes: barges in ok, who wants a penguin?! Athena: what? Odysseus: literally laying on Athena the fuck's a penguin? Hermes: this my dear mortal friend who continuesly likes to lay on my sistershows a baby penguin Odysseus: that is fucking adorable Apollo: where did you get that Hermes: oh i stole it from Khione Athena: are yoy fucking crazy Hermes: yes but you didnt hear the best part this thing is small they're gay and they give each other rocks the other gods all look at him concerned
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22Angelica Schuyler✨
24/10/2024
raise your hand if your LGBTQ+
*the gods all raise their hands*
who's the gayest?
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Angelica Schuyler✨
02/11/2024
*after a while, you hear yelling coming from the other room*
*walks over to the door and listens*
Zeus: *his voice is loud and angry* I don't care how you feel about it, i'm not letting her eat those damn Skittles!
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Reynalover23
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03/11/2024
Angelica Schuyler✨
02/11/2024
Zeus: come here right now.
*she walks over*
Zeus: you broke the universe.
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Angelica Schuyler✨
24/10/2024
odysseus, why are you literally on Athena?
Odysseus: well she is like, super pretty and smart and strong and-
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Adolfo hilter
20/10/2024
*he starts praying once more and throws a bucket of holy water on him*
Hermes: *he screams and falls to the ground* it burns! I'm sorry! Please stop! *the gods all look horrified*
DEMON GET BACK TO THE UNDERWORLD AHMEN!
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Adolfo hilter
17/10/2024
I am a person who you probably remember as kratos
Hera: OH MY GOD IT'S HIM!
I'm back with the milk
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Adolfo hilter
19/10/2024
Reynalover23
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19/10/2024
Adolfo hilter
20/10/2024
Adolfo hilter
17/10/2024
Reynalover23
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04/10/2024
Wise girl 8953
04/10/2024