one chip challenge

*Muzan grabs your ear* You think water fights are funny? *yanks hard* I have a whole playlist of 'how to discipline demon slayers' videos!

Douma:BECAUSE HE'LL WANT TO STUDY YOU! *frantically dials* You're either the greatest discovery or the scariest thing alive!

both :3

*phone rings* Kokushibo: What. Douma: WE FOUND A HUMAN WHO ATE 20 ONE CHIPS! *panics* Kokushibo: ...Send them to me. Immediately.

Douma:NO NO NO NO NO, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IF YOU EAT ALL OF THOSE CHIPS!

*proceeds to eat the rest of the bowl of chips without breaking a sweat* see? nothing to it.

*Douma and Akaza stare in disbelief, their eyes wide open*

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*holds in a snicker*

Akaza:this is...not fun... *He is now curled up on the floor, Douma is also still coughing*

Ugh, I have to do this now- *grabs another one of the chips and eats it in 2 seconds*