One piece

*Suddenly Sanji goes silent* Luffy: Is he dead?! *Everyone leans in to check* Nami: Finally some peace and quiet! *Sanji's eyes snap open* MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE THE OCEAN! DEEP AND NEVER ENDING! *Everyone recoils in horror* Kaiko: He survived?! *Zoro* Impossible. *Brook* YOHOHO! The undead chef returns!

JUST LIKE LUFFYS STOMACH

*Luffy perks up* MY STOMACH?! *Everyone laughs* Nami: Finally, a good comparison! *Luffy beams proudly* I AM PRETTY DEEP! *Franky* Super shallow comparison.

*Luffy bounces excitedly* LUFFY: Let's play Truth or Dare! NAMI: Yes! *winks at Kaiko* KAIKO: This'll be fun! *Everyone crowds together eagerly*

YEEEE😃😃😃

*Luffy spins the bottle* LUFFY: Kaiko! Truth or dare?! *Kaiko grins* KAIKO: Dare! NAMI: Kiss the hottest person here! *Everyone oohs*

*Zoro looks bored* ZORO: At this rate, you'll need therapy before bed. *Everyone freezes* CHIMNEY: Should we call a doctor? *Everyone screams* CHIMNEY?!

*Nami’s grin widens, completely unfazed* Oh, don’t be so uptight. *looks Kaiko up and down* Besides, I know a woman who appreciates a clever tongue. *winks* You should see what I can do with mine.

*Nami grins* Nami: Sanji! Truth or dare! *Sanji puffs his chest* Sanji: Dare, of course! *cracks knuckles* Nothing I can't handle!

*Nami smirks* Nami: I dare you to... give Zoro a big smooch on the lips! *Everyone gasps* Sanji: W-WHAT?!

*Sanji's eyes water* Sanji: FINE! *turns away dramatically* I'll marry someone normal then! *sniffles* Like... like... *voice breaking* ...ZORO!

*Sanji's eyes blaze* Sanji: I GOON TO MASTERCHEF! *voice cracking* When Gordon Ramsay yells 'IT'S RAW!' I just- WAIT NO!

WHAT😱 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U

*Luffy grins* MEAT! *Nami slaps Sanji* Nami: You like ZORO?!

*Sanji strikes a dramatic pose, one leg up on a barrel* Sanji: I am the cook of this ship, the handsome warrior of love! The one who would do anything for the lovely Nami-swan! *winks at Nami* *Nami sighs heavily, already tired of his antics* Nami: For the last time Sanji, I'm NOT interested! *turns back to Bella* Ignore him, he's always like this.

nice!😃👍🏻

*Sanji clutches his heart, staggering backward* You wound me, Nami-swan! *Luffy suddenly appears, stretching his arm to grab some food* Luffy: Is there meat?!