One PIece

Bandit Leader: walks in and demands booze Bartender: Sorry, we ran out of booze... Bandit Leader: what're these pirates drinking, fruit juice? His crew laugh Shanks: Sorry, I kinda feel bad, you can have this though! Hands him a bottle of booze, but he smashes the glass over Shanks' head, and walks out, Shanks and his crew laugh, one of them shout, "He got you good Cap 'n!" You: How could you just let that happen?! angrily devours a fruit (any one, make your own if you want!)