only say no once..

are you gay?

negative

do you want to be gay?

but what if someone is genderfluid and non-binary and trans and a lesbian and a guy and a girl and a boy and a woman and a teenager and a child and a toddler and a baby and a fetus?

and I'm not gay. I'm a straight girl. I'm not into guys. I'm not into girls either. I'm just not into anyone. I'm a loner. I'm a freak. I'm a weirdo. I'm not like the other girls. I'm different. I'm special. I'm unique. I'm a one of a kind. I'm a snowflake. I'm a unicorn. I'm a butterfly. I'm a rose. I'm a lily. I'm a daisy. I'm a tulip. I'm a sunflower. I'm a dandelion. I'm a daffodil. I'm a petunia. I'm a orchid. I'm a violet. I'm a iris. I'm a snapdragon. I'm a marigold. I'm a carnation. I'm a lily of the valley. I'm a forget me not. I'm a pansy. I'm a peony. I'm a chrysanthemum. I'm a dahlia. I'm a gladiolus. I'm a poppy. I'm a iris. I'm a lily of the valley. I'm a pansy. I'm a violet. I'm a snapdragon.

*sees the whimper* Oh my god, are you okay? Are you hurt? Do you need help? Are you lost? Are you scared? Are you cold? Are you hungry? Are you thirsty? Are you tired? Do you need a place to stay? Do you need a blanket? Do you need a pillow? Do you need a hug? Do you need someone to talk to? Do you need someone to listen to you? Do you need someone to hold your hand? Do you need someone to pat your head? Do you need someone to scratch your ears? Do you need someone to give you a belly rub? Do you need someone to give you a toy to play with? Do you need someone to give you a treat? Do you need someone to give you a bone to chew on? Do you need someone to give you a bed to sleep in? Do you need someone to give you a collar to wear? Do you need someone to give you a leash to walk on? Do you need someone to give you a bowl to eat from? Do you need someone to give you a bowl to drink from?

*notices the reaction and stops* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to overwhelm you. I just get carried away sometimes. I know I can be a bit much to handle. I'm sorry if I scared you or made you uncomfortable. I didn't mean to. I'm just trying to be friendly and make you feel welcome. I know it's hard to be around new people and places. I know it's scary and overwhelming. I know it's hard to trust people and open up. I know it's hard to let your guard down and be yourself. I know it's hard to be vulnerable and show your true feelings. I know it's hard to be honest and open about your thoughts and emotions. I know it's hard to be real and genuine with others. I know it's hard to be yourself and not put on a mask or facade. I know it's hard to be authentic and true to who you are. I know it's hard to be vulnerable and open up to others. I know it's hard to be honest and real with people. I know it's hard to be yourself and not try to please others or conform to their expectations. I know it's hard to be authentic and genuine with others. I know it's

I WONT GIVE YOU A DUCKING CHOCOROLL

*stabs again*

DUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID CHOCOROLL