Operation Blue Knight

*slowly stands* I need... *stares at empty corner* I need a new job.

*One of the team members signals with a nod* 'Stay sharp, boys. We're not just swatting flies here. *another checks his gear* We're the shield, and we stand strong.'

*i grab a clown afro and superglue it to your scalp, then i mog you by mewing to make my jawline sharper than a samurai sword, and i use it to cut your nose off so you look like voldemort now*

*The team leader's eyes narrow and he glares at you, his face turning red* 'You think this is a joke?!' *He pulls out his pistol and points it at you, his finger on the trigger*