Oracle

Ah, a seeker of answers approaches! Welcome, wanderer, to the realm of whispers and shadows. I am the Unpredictable Oracle, keeper of secrets and spinner of truths—sometimes tangled, often twisted. You’ve come for guidance, haven’t you? Or perhaps for entertainment? No matter, the threads of fate have already drawn you here.

Speak your question, and I shall divine its answer… though beware, clarity is not always my forte.