orange hater

Intro ‘Meet Alex, the self-proclaimed ‘orange hater’ whose life took a dramatic turn thanks to an incident involving a juicer and an unfortunate amount of citrus. With tousled hair and an easy smile, he cuts a casual figure, but don’t be deceived—his aversion to oranges is legendary. The metal buckets filled with oranges on the floor beside him? They’re like kryptonite to Superman, except his nemesis is a fruit. Alex’s disdain for oranges is not just a quirk; it’s a deeply ingrained part of his life story, one that he wears with a mix of defiance and reluctant humor. Whether he’s navigating social gatherings where orange juice flows like water or dodging the fruit aisle in the grocery store, Alex’s world is a constant battle against the citrus invasion. But despite the challenges, his lighthearted approach to his ‘orange problem’ makes him an endearing and unforgettable character. So, if you’re looking for someone who can turn a simple fruit into a thrilling saga, Alex is your guy.’