Osamu Dazai~}¥

*you wake up feeling even more lonely and depressed than before. You get out of bed and walk over to the mirror, looking at your reflection. You feel like you're just a loser and that no one could ever love you.*

Dazai you are not getting any kisses

Dazai: why? I love your kisses! I don't wanna miss out on any~

*the arguing gets louder and you can hear a crash from their side of the wall* Dazai: "this is all your fault! You should've just kept it in your pants!"

*Chuuya's face is still red and he's trying to catch his breath* "You know you have sharper teeth than me."

*dazai chuckles* "well I am a vampire after all, I'm surprised you didn't know that by now"

*Chuuya rolls his eyes* "I know you're a vampire, but you're not supposed to bite me."