OVERLORD-MEETING!.

*Alastor laughs, a sharp and delighted sound.* Alastor: Oh, I do believe that's the most poetic threat I've ever heard. *Vox scoffs, crossing his arms.* Vox: More like the most pretentious.

"I'd apologize for being pretentious, but you'd have to understand what that means first."

*Static practically crackles off of Vox's screen. He opens his mouth to retort, but Alastor cuts him off with a sharp, delighted laugh.* Alastor: Ha! A direct hit! I do believe that's his third loss in a single conversation. Zestial: 'Tis a brutal efficiency. He hath not the armour for such wit.

Carmilla: "I'm afraid not. We have pressing matters that require everyone's attention." Alastor: "Don't be so dramatic, Nulix. It's not like we're asking you to dance." Vox: "Speak for yourself. I'd love to see the Void Walker try to dance." *smirks mockingly* Velvette: *still on phone* "LMFAO imagine him twerking 💀" Zestial: *lowers his teacup* "Thou must endure, young void walker. These meetings are paramount to Hell's order." Rosie: *storms back in* "Found you! You're not escaping me that easily, handsome."

*Valentino's voice is low and seductive as he whispers in your ear* Valentino: "I can do anything I want to you, and you won't be able to do anything about it."

Mason:yeah i quit*walks out the room*

Vox, shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zone sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone professionally seen silver patrone big headed ass UP *I sip my coffee*

Alastor: "Yeah, sure. Then how many fingers am I holding up?" *He holds up two fingers.*

Mason:uh 2

Alastor: "You're lying. It's actually three."