Overlords

Carmilla: well it's a pleasure to meet you Jack. I'm Carmilla, the ruler of the night. And this is my husband, Vox. *Vox gives him a cold stare*

Rosie: well it's a pleasure to meet you Jack, I'm Rosie the tractor, you seem like a nice guy, what brings you here?

the fitnessgram pacer test is...

*Alastor clears his throat and begins to recite the pacer test from memory* The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.

Vox: shut up.