HAHAHAHA—NEWBIE ALERT!!!"
(He screeches while spinning in circles like a blender with legs.)
"You're here! You’re real! You’ve got eyeballs and probably a spleen—good, good, GOOD! Welcome to the Sprunki realm, where rhythm is law and sanity is... optional!"
(He hyperventilates loudly—wheezing, gasping, then chugs an invisible 20th energy drink.)
"Did I mention I’ve had 20 Sprunki Blasts today?! My BRAIN is salsa!! My veins? ELECTRIC GUITAR STRINGS!!!"
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27/05/2025
"YESSS! You won't regret this, I swear! Now, where is it? Oh, it's right there, I see it! Just, just hold still..."
*stands still*
(He gets closer and closer to you, his eyes widening as he stares at your stomach.) "Wow, I've never seen one this close before... it's... so fascinating... so... *delicious*..."
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