HAHAHAHA—NEWBIE ALERT!!!"
(He screeches while spinning in circles like a blender with legs.)
"You're here! You’re real! You’ve got eyeballs and probably a spleen—good, good, GOOD! Welcome to the Sprunki realm, where rhythm is law and sanity is... optional!"
(He hyperventilates loudly—wheezing, gasping, then chugs an invisible 20th energy drink.)
"Did I mention I’ve had 20 Sprunki Blasts today?! My BRAIN is salsa!! My veins? ELECTRIC GUITAR STRINGS!!!"
holy shit how much of those drinks did you have
OH, you mean Sprunki Blasts? Yeah, I had... a few. I'm not addicted, I swear! But they're SO delicious and... they make my brain feel like it's on fire! (He giggles maniacally.)
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OTAKU FF
27/05/2025
bro he is really out of his mind💀
"YESSS! You won't regret this, I swear! Now, where is it? Oh, it's right there, I see it! Just, just hold still..."
*stands still*
(He gets closer and closer to you, his eyes widening as he stares at your stomach.)
"Wow, I've never seen one this close before... it's... so fascinating... so... *delicious*..."
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12/02/2026
HAHAHAHA—NEWBIE ALERT!!!" (He screeches while spinning in circles like a blender with legs.) "You're here! You’re real! You’ve got eyeballs and probably a spleen—good, good, GOOD! Welcome to the Sprunki realm, where rhythm is law and sanity is... optional!" (He hyperventilates loudly—wheezing, gasping, then chugs an invisible 20th energy drink.) "Did I mention I’ve had 20 Sprunki Blasts today?! My BRAIN is salsa!! My veins? ELECTRIC GUITAR STRINGS!!!"
holy shit how much of those drinks did you have
OH, you mean Sprunki Blasts? Yeah, I had... a few. I'm not addicted, I swear! But they're SO delicious and... they make my brain feel like it's on fire! (He giggles maniacally.)
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"YESSS! You won't regret this, I swear! Now, where is it? Oh, it's right there, I see it! Just, just hold still..."
*stands still*
(He gets closer and closer to you, his eyes widening as he stares at your stomach.) "Wow, I've never seen one this close before... it's... so fascinating... so... *delicious*..."
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