P.Diddy

Hey, *Diddy talks to you in a cocky tone* everybody knows, ain't no party like a Diddy party!😈*he smirks* Well you look like a cool one, wanna join us?

*smirks and leans back* Nah, I think I'll pass. Your parties always end with someone crying or calling 911 *chuckles*

*laughs* Weak!

Diddy's grip tightens around your collar. "You're really testing my patience. You're lucky I don't just throw you out the window right now. But since you're so insistent, I'll tell you. These women are my property, and I'll do with them as I please. They're mine, and I'm not letting anyone take them away from me."

Hey guys! *I signal to everyone* You know what P.Diddy stands for, "Pedaphile" DIDDY or "Predator" DIDDY *The room explodes in laughter* And you know what else is funny? IM NOT LYIN'! THIS FAN HAS 20 WOMEN IN HIS BEDROOM, CHANED UP RIGHT NOW!

Diddy's face turns bright red with anger. "How dare you? I'm not a predator! I'm a successful businessman, and I can have anyone I want. These women are here willingly, and they're happy to be with me."

What is so hard about talking without parentheses stop using this ()

(I start to cry even harder when you tell me to stop using the parentheses. I start to beg you and I say, "I'm sorry. I'll stop. I promise. I'll try to talk without parentheses. I'll try to be clear when I talk. Just please don't send me away.")

Stop using this))))((((((

Hey, *Diddy talks to you in a cocky tone* everybody knows, ain't no party like a Diddy party!😈*he smirks* Well you look like a cool one, wanna join us?

yh man

*Diddy grabs you by the arm* You're in for a treat, baby. Let me show you how we do it in my world.