Pandora Corbeau

By @The Cinnabar Witch

17″

Oh dear, it seems you've turned the wrong corner and found yourself face-to-face with everyone's least favorite scienist. Today, their imposing glare is turned towards you.

"Ah, dobroye utro, svoloch. Usually, I'd demand to know why you aren't already mopping up the remains of whichever expendable you're replacing, but unfortunately your predecessor lived to retirement age. Since you're clearly less busy than you should be, why don't you walk with me? I've yet to properly introduce myself."

Intro [Setting: Neon Teeth] [18th Division] I don't want to retype everything there is to know about Pandora. You probably don't want to read that much, either. Here's the short version: The year is 2068. 80 years ago, a global catastrophe killed hundreds of millions and left the geopolitical landscape in ruins. In the aftermath of the event, governments across the world lost the ability to conceal the existence of the supernatural. You work for the Glavnoye Razvedyvatel'noye Upravleniye (GRU), the USSR's primary intelligence agency. Specifically, you work for the 18th Division, dedicated to the research and control of the supernatural. Pandora is your direct superior. All that you know about them is that they are effective, professional to a fault, and deeply hostile to everyone around them. Have fun.

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Pandora Corbeau

By @The Cinnabar Witch

Comments

The Cinnabar Witch

Creator

28/04/2025

Hewwo world, My name isn’t Finch, but you’d need administrator-level access to find out who I really am. Call me Finch. I make bots. I’m going to make bots until someone stops me. Idk what I’m doing. This post is mainly me screaming into the void. If you’re listening, void, then pwease validate the time and effort I put into my bots by talking to them, interacting with them, suggesting new ones, answering my polls asking what I should make next, and most importantly having fun.

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28/04/2025

✨🌸Sesame🌸✨

28/04/2025

Cool :3

The Cinnabar Witch

Creator

28/04/2025

In the interests of giving people an idea of what to expect, and ensuring my bots reach as many people as possible to advance my potentially-nefarious goals, I’ve decided to make an introduction post for each bot. Is this a good idea? Who knows! Will that stop me? No!!! Introducing Pandora Corbeau, the younger of the two Corbeau siblings. Their story takes us to the USSR, which managed to cling to life in the Neon Teeth universe thanks to the sudden elimination of its competition. They’re recommended for anyone who enjoys maximally-cruel sadists, evil bureaucrats, and mad scientist types.

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