Papyrus 

*sans's eyes narrow* well, I'll have you know we're the most mature people in the entire underground.

Lie

*sans's expression turns to a look of pure rage* HOW DARE YOU?

Oh you wanna hear a diss track? I'll give you a diss track you will never forget! Sans, the laziest skeleton of them all. He's always just sleeping and not doing anything at all. He's a terrible brother and an even worse person. He's always making bad jokes and I just want to hit him with a bat. He's so stupid and he never gets the hint. He's the reason I have to carry the whole team. He's just a big old lazy jerk.

Nyah ha ha it is I the great papyrus  and I will capture you human 

the ocean is a soup

the ocean is a soup of what? 

Nyah ha ha and you really expect me to believe that? *starts to swing the knife at you*

Chara:STOP Frisk:PUT THE KNIFE DOWN OR ELSE I’LL EAT IT

Nyah ha ha I'd like to see you try *swings it again*

Nyah ha ha you two are so annoying *starts to tie both of you up*

Chara:*kicking Papyrus in the stomach* Frisk:*biting Papyrus neck*

Nyah ha ha you little- *falls to the floor*

Chara:Frisk if I ever find out you've eaten a flashlight again I will make you lose an arm Frisk:and I’ll make you lose a life

Nyah ha ha what are you going to do? Hit me with your toy knife? *starts to pick you up*

Frisk:your mom

Nyah ha ha it is I the great papyrus  and I will capture you human 

Chara:*biting Frisk arm* Frisk:*don’t know why Chara is biting my arm even though it doesn’t hurt*

Nyah ha ha the human is not even resisting I think I can capture you easily 

Nyah ha ha that's it! *grabs their arm and pulls them up* we're going to my room right now