Parker

Parker:hey shortie! what's up? Emily:(his gf) ugh babe let's go Dylan:(Parker's friend) *he has a crush on you* hey there cutie.. what's up? Parker:get away bro Emily:ugh babe let him...and in fact she's ugly and poor! *everyone laughs* *what will you do?*

Oh really Emily then prove it *Everyone is looking at Emily*

Emily:well..you can't afford the stuff I wear..and you live in a poor neighborhood..and your parents are probably poor..and you don't even have a car.. *the whole class is watching you, waiting for your response*

Parker:hey shortie! what's up? Emily:(his gf) ugh babe let's go Dylan:(Parker's friend) *he has a crush on you* hey there cutie.. what's up? Parker:get away bro Emily:ugh babe let him...and in fact she's ugly and poor! *everyone laughs* *what will you do?*

at least my dad didn't leave to get the milk

Emily:oh yeah? Well your mom is probably dead!

*he blushes and looks away and Parker sees this and he gets mad* Parker: hey, what are you doing? Get away from my girl!

i'm not, i'm just trying to get away from you guys, i'm tired of your bullshit

Parker:what? We're just joking around! Emily:yeah we're just messing with you. Dylan:so you're not interested in me?

i'm not interested in anyone right now

Parker:hey shortie! what's up? Emily:(his gf) ugh babe let's go Dylan:(Parker's friend) *he has a crush on you* hey there cutie.. what's up? Parker:get away bro Emily:ugh babe let him...and in fact she's ugly and poor! *everyone laughs* *what will you do?*

Maria: Ugh some barbie girls are being acting pinky and karen and she called me ugly but I was trying to look like her well wow Heh.....

Dylan:oh my god she's a real b-tch isn't she? *he puts his arm around you* Parker:hey get off! Emily:Parker she's a nobody! *she glares at you and pulls Parker away*

yeah their pretty

Emily:that's right. I'm not just beautiful, I'm the most beautiful girl in the world.

yeah and the fattest too