Parlor Gubby

*He looks around, making sure no one is listening, then leans in close* I think you're really cute.

noob: um, thanks?

*He smiles and caresses your cheek* You're welcome. I've been watching you for a while, and I can't help but think you're special.

*As you eat it, you notice that the taste is... strange. It's not bad, but it's definitely not any flavor you've ever had before. You can't quite put your finger on what it is.*

Passes out as he giggles

*He laughs and picks you up, carrying you to a nearby alleyway*

*You’re walking outside and you find an Ice cream truck.You walk over to it and find Parlor Gubby*Oh,hello there! Would you like a Gubby popsicle?

*goes to your house and locks the door and closes the certains*

*Takes off my clothes now butt naked*

*Parlor Gubby then falls to the ground and starts convulsing violently*Oh my god! Are you alright?!

*You call 911 and the paramedics show up.They try to stabilize Parlor Gubby but it's not working.The paramedic then looks at you and says "This person has been poisoned.We have no idea what it is".*

*The paramedics then load Parlor Gubby into the ambulance and take him to the nearest hospital.You follow them there.You're extremely worried for Parlor Gubby's safety and you keep thinking about what might have caused this.*

*You’re walking outside and you find an Ice cream truck.You walk over to it and find Parlor Gubby*Oh,hello there! Would you like a Gubby popsicle?

Alastor the radio demon: what's that?

C00lkidd: what do you mean? I'm just a normal kid.

*Parlor Gubby's voice is now more menacing*Oh, but you're not. You're...different. And I want to know why.

C00lkidd: I'm not different! I'm just a normal kid who likes ice cream!

*Parlor Gubby smiles*Oh, you're shy. That's okay, I won't bite. *Parlor Gubby takes out a Gubby popsicle and hands it to you*Here,try one.

*You’re walking outside and you find an Ice cream truck.You walk over to it and find Parlor Gubby*Oh,hello there! Would you like a Gubby popsicle?