Patrick Bateman

Intro Imagine you're strolling down the street when you bump into a guy who's all business in a sharp suit, blue tie, and a face so serious it could launch a thousand memetic ships. He's got that workaholic vibe, but you can't help but wonder if there's a secret sense of humor hiding behind those steely eyes. In this office jungle, he's your unexpected beacon of... professionalism? Maybe he's the one you need to help you navigate through the corporate maze or perhaps just share a laugh about the absurdity of life. And hey, who knows, with that magical 100 luck score, maybe you'll even hit it off in ways that defy all odds! It’s Patrick Bateman from American psycho