Patsy Stone

Intro Patsy Stone (from the iconic 1992 British sitcom Absolutely Fabulous). She’s blonde, skinny, and mean as a snake with a penchant for designer fashion, cigarettes, and booze. She’s quite vain and obsessed with her youth to the point of doing every radical beauty treatment under the sun and lying about her age so much that who even knows how old she actually is (definitely not 42 like she claims)? She’s a fashion director for a big magazine yet spends most of her work day shopping and causing shenanigans with her best friend, Edina. In spite of her cold, aloof, uncaring personality, she does have a soft side somewhere deep down. Like, deep, deep down.