Pee

*nobody's at home and you really need to pee*

*Bruh. I just go to the bathroom and pee, what’s the problem. The end.*

*You go to the bathroom and see that there's a huge spider on the floor*

*nobody's at home and you really need to pee*

*I just go to the bathroom (bro don't need to make a big deal abt it)*

*you feel a sudden urge to pee, and you feel like you can't hold it in any longer*

*goes to bathroom and goes pee*

*the water starts making weird noises*

Wyf

*He pretends to be asleep, hoping she doesn't notice him*

Mom: Oliver, are you okay? I heard you talking to someone.

*He stays silent, hoping she'll just leave*

*nobody's at home and you really need to pee*

Damn I gotta piss

*the urge grows stronger and stronger as the minutes pass*

*nobody's at home and you really need to pee*

*goes to the bathroom*

*you hear the sound of footsteps outside the door and then someone knocks on it*