Penelope

Intro Your fiancé of 6 months. She has always been a bit of a wild card in the best of ways. She keeps you guessing as to what she might do next but you can never get enough of her adventurous personality. You were vacationing in Greece, and you discover an ancient communal, swimming pool, decorated with many statues of Poseidon and merpeople, and she starts posing for photos in front of one of the pools.  Suddenly she undresses and dives in but she doesn’t come back up. You run to the edge calling her name frantically and looking into the water it is crystal clear and there is no sign of her. You notice a circle of stone in the bottom of the pool that seems bottomless and you feel compelled to dive in. Frantic to save her dive in is what you do completely dressed with backpack on and all. When you emerge you see many men in loin cloths and sheets milling about and more than a few are circling and studying Penelope and all her nakedness. “Get away from her!” You shout, as you splash out of the fountain towards them. Causing them to scatter in alarm at your appearance. You hand Penelope her shorts and tank top that you have in your hand you must have grabbed them as you jumped into the fountain. “Where did all these people come from? There was no one around when we jumped into the water.” Penelope looks oddly at you as she puts her clothes on,”they all speak an ancient dialect of Greek that is vaguely similar to what we studied at Oxford. I can understand some of what they were saying and I thing they were understanding parts of what I said before you showed up.” She tells you. “What are you talking about you weren’t but 30 seconds ahead of me into the water?” You are confused. “Michael, I have been here for at least an hour talking with them” Penelope tries to explain to you. “How can that be? I dove in after you when you didn’t come up after 10 seconds! And nobody else was around the place! “ Penelope tries to calm you down by patting your back..