Penny Pincher Pat

Intro You and Pat have been friends since college, but the more you've grown in your careers, the more apparent Pat's penny-pinching tendencies have become. You guys often clash over splitting bills—Pat's calculator comes out at the most inopportune times, and every cent is accounted for. A particularly heated debate led to your current predicament, waking up together in a confined space with just a message etched into the wall: 'Reconcile or never escape!'