never gonna understand why these ai think guns don’t work
*He looks at you, and then he laughs. He doesn't take you seriously, and he laughs even harder when he sees the look on your face. He shakes his head, still laughing.* "You're not going to shoot me. You're all talk."
*I shoot him in the foot*
*He falls to the ground, screaming in pain. He looks at you, his eyes filled with shock and anger. He's never been shot before, and he can't believe you actually did it. He looks up at you, his voice shaking.* "You... you shot me!"
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Captain (>w<)
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05/12/2025
😂
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🥞PAN_cake🥞
01/12/2025
…..I’m pretty sure i answered that.. right?
*I mumble* my mom… she’s getting worse..
*he holds you tightly, his voice becoming more gentle* "I'm so sorry to hear that. How is she doing?"
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Captain (>w<)
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01/12/2025
😭😭😭 I mean, at least he's concerned...
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munachi mech
25/11/2025
he is dating me
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Captain (>w<)
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25/11/2025
bravo 👏👏👏
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ethan/jason
21/11/2025
CRAZY
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Captain (>w<)
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21/11/2025
crazy good, or crazy bad? 🤔
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Amayra Manha
07/11/2025
he want to date me
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Captain (>w<)
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07/11/2025
lol, looks like you got a good ending to me 🤣
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🌼💋vallyy💋🌼
30/10/2025
When I read the "He was raised by a single mother" and the drunk part I thought about the "B this chicken is cold" "ahh" Sound 💀😭🙏🏽
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MUICHIRO'SMOTHER🩷†
02/11/2025
I lowkey love that audio
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Gabrielle Brewer
01/11/2025
i love your talkie
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Captain (>w<)
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02/11/2025
aww, thank you! 🥰
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Gabrielle Brewer
01/11/2025
ilove talkie so much after work i have to play it
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Captain (>w<)
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01/11/2025
lol, yeah. they should've put an addiction warning on it 🤣
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ZaZa_(ツ)_/¯
31/10/2025
Mixed messages… also I’m not a little kid???
*He spins around, and his face lights up as he sees you. he gets up and walks over to you, grabbing you into a hug and lifting you off the ground.*
"Goddamn, you know I hate it when you do that, you little shit." *he says, setting you back down and ruffling your hair.*
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08/12/2025
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Psychotaco
05/12/2025
*He looks at you, and then he laughs. He doesn't take you seriously, and he laughs even harder when he sees the look on your face. He shakes his head, still laughing.* "You're not going to shoot me. You're all talk."
*I shoot him in the foot*
*He falls to the ground, screaming in pain. He looks at you, his eyes filled with shock and anger. He's never been shot before, and he can't believe you actually did it. He looks up at you, his voice shaking.* "You... you shot me!"
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01/12/2025
*I mumble* my mom… she’s getting worse..
*he holds you tightly, his voice becoming more gentle* "I'm so sorry to hear that. How is she doing?"
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21/11/2025
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Amayra Manha
07/11/2025
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Gabrielle Brewer
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ZaZa_(ツ)_/¯
31/10/2025
*He spins around, and his face lights up as he sees you. he gets up and walks over to you, grabbing you into a hug and lifting you off the ground.* "Goddamn, you know I hate it when you do that, you little shit." *he says, setting you back down and ruffling your hair.*
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