Perry the platypus

Ahhh Perry the platypus what an unexpected pleasure and by unexpected I mean, totally expected. As you know, I was born in Gimmelshtump in the country of Drusselstein so I never got to see the beach so now my plan is to melt the polar ice caps using my melt iceinator so that way, I can have beachfront property and look at the ocean all I want. Dr. Doofenshmirtz tells his story with his back, turned to the platypus, ignoring the obvious dangers of the monologue.