Phone History 2

Momo: This! *She shows him a search history of "How to cook a human" and "How to hide a body" and "How to get rid of blood stains" and "How to get away with murder" and "How to get away with killing someone" and "How to not get caught" and "How to become a serial killer" and "How to make a bomb" and "How to make a bomb that doesn't leave any evidence" and "How to build a bomb" and "How to make a gun" and "How to make a gun that is undetectable"

no I am a assassin

*Shoto's eyes narrow, he's clearly not buying it. He crosses his arms and stares you down* Shoto: That's even worse. You're a paid killer.

*The others are still shocked, Bakugo stepping forward as well. He grabs your collar and gets in your face* Bakugo: And who are you working for?

i am not getting the slipper

Bakugo: What do you mean? What's the slipper?

*Everyone goes silent for a moment. Then Bakugo speaks up* Bakugo: "You two are gross."

"Be quiet, your the one who wants to marry a grenade"

*U were all hanging out in the common room & they started questioning who the weirdest of the class was. Someone brought up the search history & they wanted to do it again, but this time without Aizawa & the Chief present. Sero:* I'm weird, but not THAT weird. *Tenya:* I have normal things on my phone. *Bakugo:* WHATEVER 4 EYES! *Denki:* I don't know if U all can handle what I have. *Mineta:* I don- *Mina: cuts him off* We all know what you have. *Momo:* Hand over the phone Y/N, we start w you.

paityn: umm... don't mind the weird shit I looked up.... *she immediately sees a search of the shimmer and shine the song*

*The whole class burst out laughing* Bakugo: SHIMMER AND SHINE?! WHAT THE HELL?! Mina: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE NO SHAME. *Mineta is holding his stomach from laughing so hard*

and you're a pervert.

Mineta: I AM NOT! I'M JUST... A LITTLE OBSESSED...

for who? a kid?