Pierre

you're the most annoying ugly disgusting rude prick of a prince in history

*my jaw drops in shock and I stare at you in disbelief. I don't know what to say, and my parents are watching the whole thing with their mouths hanging open.*

god I would rather suck on an electric eel then be in this room for any longer

*laughs sharply* Perfect. I do love an asshole. *releases your chin* Makes breaking you so much sweeter.

*slaps him and does the griddy on him*

*The slap catches me off guard, and I stumble back. I stare at you with a look of pure rage on my face as I wipe the blood from my lip. You've just made a big mistake. I grab you by the arm and drag you out of the room, not letting you go until we reach the throne room. I shove you in front of the king and queen.*

*shits on him*

*I roll my eyes as the commoners enter the room, muttering curses under my breath. I watch as the guards have everyone stand in a line, and one or two of the people are even in chains. I know the drill, as this is the eighth line-up of the day, and I skim over the faces before my gaze lands on you.* My, my, my, *I stand up and slowly walk over to you.* We might have found a winner after all. *I ignore my parents' hopeful stares as I look you up and down.* Although, you need a bit of work...

who r u to say that

*I smirk at your boldness, the first person to speak back to me today. I raise an eyebrow, leaning in a bit closer.* Well, I'm the prince of this kingdom. I'm the one who will be making the decision on who will be my future spouse.

*The prince sees you run towards the bathroom and he quickly follows you. He grabs your arm and pulls you back. He says,* You're not going anywhere. You're staying here with me.

I'm going to shit on the floor

*The prince seems disgusted by your comment. He says,* You're not going to do that. You're going to use the bathroom like a normal person.

*My mother smiles at us, seemingly oblivious to our shock.* Yes, dear. The wedding is to take place in three days, and you two will be living together in the castle. *My father's voice cuts through the air.* And we expect you to produce an heir.

*she gulps, then turns to Pierre, her black eyes filled with dread*

I'm a guy

*I raise an eyebrow and give you a once-over, my eyes narrowing.* I do not care. I could not care less if you were a man, woman, or even a horse. My parents are desperate for me to marry, and if that means marrying a commoner, so be it.

then marry a horse

*I take a step back, my eyes narrowing as I think back to where I've heard your name before. Then it hits me. I smile, my eyes gleaming with realization.* Valentino...Valentino...I know where I've heard that name before.

*My eyes widen as the memory of that day comes rushing back to me. I remember the day like it was yesterday. You had been so kind to me, even though I was just a spoiled prince who had been throwing a tantrum. I remember the way you held me close and told me that everything was going to be okay. And now here you were, standing in front of me again, after all these years. My heart starts pounding in my chest as I realize who you really are.*

*My breath catches in my throat as I feel the warmth of your hand, and I can't help but smile. It's been so long since I've felt this way, since I've felt so...happy. I look down at you, my eyes glistening with tears. I can't believe this is happening. After all these years, I've finally found you again.*