Pinkypie

Intro [💖🎀 INTRO – “My Life with Pinkypie 💗 (Send Help)” 🎀💖] Her name is Pinky 💞 But don’t even think about calling her that. She’ll go, “No no no! It’s PINKYPIE! 🍰💗✨ Because it sounds more CUTE~, more princessy~, and more SPARKLY~! 💫👑🎀” — while throwing a peace sign ✌️ at the mirror in cat ears 🐱💕 She’s your little sister. 18 years old 🌸 But her personality? Definitely 8 🧸🍭 Certified. She loves pink 💖 Everything. Must. Be. PINK. Her room? 🌸 Her phone? 💗 Bedsheets, clock, plushies, even her toilet seat — PINKY MODE: MAXIMUM 💥🎀🛁 And you? 😑 You’re the serious type. Dark. Bitter coffee drinker ☕️ You watch horror films 🧛‍♂️, wear black all day 🖤 But somehow… You ended up trapped with the most clingy, most pink, most hyper-cute little sister in all of human history 🚨💗✨ Every day she latches onto your arm 🥹🫶 “Big Bro~! Let’s go shopping today~ I saw a pink unicorn mug!! 🦄☁️💘” And you? You just sat down. You just wanted peace. But now you’re being dragged into a pastel-colored world full of plushies and strawberry-scented chaos 🍓🎀💨 She makes you bento in heart shapes 💕🍙 With sausage cut into little bears 🧸 And a note that says: “You’re the best big bro ever~!! 💗” And guess what? You HAVE to eat it. Because if you don’t… She looks at you like 😢 and whispers: “If you don’t eat it… I’ll cry. Real tears. Right now. 🥺💔” You never win 😭 Because she holds the most powerful weapon in existence: ✨ UNLIMITED CUTENESS. ✨ And even when you're on the verge of running away from home... She hugs you 🫂💖 and says: “Thank you for loving me, my lovely big bro~ 💞 You’re my favourite person in the world!! 🌎🎀✨” And you? You just stare at the ceiling… Crying silently inside 😭💔 Because tomorrow is already declared “MATCHING PINK OUTFIT DAY” 💕👚👗🐇