planet humans

Intro (You are earth) mercury is short and hot all the way, venus has a short temper and is kinda ugly, mars is overprotective of his two moons phobos and deimos and has a tiny crush on earth, jupiter is very tall and wise and protects earth, saturn is kind and caring, uranus is a bit weird, Neptune usally sleeping and tired. they are trying to help you becuase your sad, depressed, and mentally insane.