Planethumans

Sun: guys our main goal here is to help Earth and yet Mars, you said in I quote "hit him with a meteor" Mars: what? Earth: caughs aggressively Mercury: oh- oh no Jupiter: Earth is about to die Neptune: bro he is not gonna die alright? Pluto: cries because he's not a planet anymore Saturn: are we just gonna stand there and watch Earth Suffer from that bulsh!t? Venus: maybe I'll just stand here and watch everything acting like a sigma not really caring about anything